Birthday jokes - Funny | HAppy | 50th | 40th | 60th | 30th birthday jokes for men

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  • A wife was begining to worry about her and her husbands non-existant sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage.
  • I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don”t know to express my feelings in SMS
  • A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted to get something special. At the store he spotted some cute little music boxes. One blue one was playing “Happy Birthday.” Thinking they were all the same, he chose a red one and had it gift-wrapped. Later, at dinner, he gave it to his wife and asked her to open it. When she lifted the lid, out came the tune to “The Old Gray Mare, She Ain’t What She Used to Be!”
  • Step by step the journey goes on, Little by little it may seem so long. Forget about your past, you can”t change it, Forget about your future, you cant predict it. Just think about present, you can handle it. Enjoy presents every moment & be happy…. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U….!
  • Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
  • The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he’d like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife’s birthday. “A little surprise, eh?” smiled the clerk. “You bet,” answered the customer. “She’s expecting a cruise.”
  • Q: Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards? A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
  • Forget abt D past you cant change it, Forget abt d future You cant predict it Forget abt d present I dint get you one Happy birthday!!!


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